Brilliant, Genius, Superstar

Because you can't have your cake and Edie too.

Compelling Oddly Enough..

The story follows the plot of Pride and Prejudice, but places the novel in an alternative universe version of 19th century England where zombies roam the countryside. The undead are generally viewed as a troublesome nuisance, albeit a deadly one, and their presence often affects the plot of the story in subtle ways — messages between houses are sometimes lost when the couriers are captured and eaten; characters openly discuss and judge the zombie-fighting abilities of others; women weigh the pros and cons of carrying a musket (it provides safety, but is considered "unladylike"). 

Maybe I could read Pride and Prejudice once and for all..

Coney Island

A poet can survive everything, except a misprint. 

How I Became Paranoid